Conflict is inevitable, without it a story doesn’t come alive
That’s why you need grit in your survival kit, without it you won’t survive
When he’s a dick with all his ego shit, and says you wouldn’t understand
Show some grit (and a little tit) and git yourself another man
Just like beer they come in singles, six packs or just four
And you can find ‘em lined up at the nearest liquor store
And once they’ve delivered they’re delicious liquid load
You don’t need to ghost ‘em, just flush ‘em down the commode
Literature in Small Doses 